time quotes page 2

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, 73 character

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.


, 77 character

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.


, 47 character

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


, 65 character

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.


, 76 character

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.


, 96 character

If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.


, 77 character

Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.


, 89 character

By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.


, 56 character

My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan.


, 102 character

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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