stupid quotes page 6

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, 51 character

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

      

, 59 character

If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.

      

, 47 character

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

      

, 88 character

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

      

, 153 character

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

      

, 63 character

I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying

      

, 62 character

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.

      

, 66 character

What's the definition of "Tender Love?" Two gays with hemorrhoids.

      

, 61 character

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

      

, 92 character

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

      
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