sport quotes page 3

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 100 character

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.


, 84 character

Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on.


, 55 character

I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits.


, 57 character

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!


, 97 character

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.


, 91 character

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.


, 110 character

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service.


, 76 character

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!


, 70 character

Why can't Jesus play hockey? A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards.


, 65 character

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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