sport quotes page 2

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 100 character

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.


, 70 character

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong.


, 77 character

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.


, 59 character

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!


, 84 character

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.


, 74 character

You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third… but I touched second.


, 71 character

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.


, 80 character

Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.


, 34 character

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.


, 68 character

I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.

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