sport quotes page 1

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, 123 character

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.


, 127 character

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."


, 43 character

What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!


, 51 character

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.


, 73 character

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.


, 66 character

If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.


, 100 character

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!


, 70 character

I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath.


, 69 character

What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.


, 67 character

He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.

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