school quotes page 1

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, 84 character

Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.


, 67 character

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.


, 76 character

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.


, 96 character

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.


, 93 character

Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"


, 69 character

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.


, 70 character

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.


, 135 character

All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.


, 44 character

What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!


, 94 character

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

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