Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.
I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.
Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.
What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.