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, 79 character

Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!

      

, 96 character

I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

      

, 50 character

If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.

      

, 81 character

Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step.

      

, 163 character

Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction.

      

, 51 character

They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts.

      

, 21 character

Cancer cures smoking.

      

, 62 character

When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does.

      

, 96 character

I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.

      

, 100 character

Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.

      
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