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If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?


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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.


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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.


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In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won.