rude quotes page 5

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, 55 character

Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.

      

, 98 character

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

      

, 56 character

Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.

      

, 48 character

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

      

, 80 character

You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing.

      

, 68 character

Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid.

      

, 88 character

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal.

      

, 99 character

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.

      

, 67 character

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.

      

, 51 character

Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means.