rude quotes page 3

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, 47 character

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

      

, 57 character

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

      

, 69 character

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds.

      

, 61 character

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

      

, 88 character

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

      

, 120 character

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

      

, 38 character

You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.

      

, 37 character

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

      

, 73 character

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

      

, 57 character

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

      
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