rude quotes page 3

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 47 character

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?


, 57 character

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.


, 69 character

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds.


, 61 character

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.


, 88 character

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.


, 120 character

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.


, 38 character

You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.


, 37 character

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.


, 73 character

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception


, 57 character

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

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