rude quotes page 2

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, 101 character

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.


, 62 character

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed.


, 43 character

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?


, 69 character

I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.


, 73 character

I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.


, 76 character

Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.


, 60 character

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.


, 97 character

He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words.


, 31 character

You don't like her? Drink more.


, 61 character

What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!

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