rude quotes page 10

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 64 character

What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!


, 102 character

Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.


, 173 character

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.


, 52 character

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?


, 76 character

What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?


, 80 character

What travels at 200km's a hour? A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.


, 107 character

My friend's friend is my friend. My friend's girlfriend is my friend. My friend's boyfriend is just a scum.


, 37 character

You grow on does cancer.


, 78 character

What do they do with blacks after they die? Gut them and use them as wetsuits.