racist quotes page 1

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, 70 character

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.


, 109 character

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.


, 51 character

Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.


, 197 character

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."


, 59 character

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.


, 110 character

Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.


, 66 character

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.


, 56 character

What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.


, 55 character

Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.


, 99 character

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance.

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