Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.
Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.
Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.
How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance.