A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.