political quotes page 1

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 61 character

A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.


, 76 character

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.


, 64 character

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


, 53 character

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.


, 41 character

Don't steal. That's the government's job.


, 113 character

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.


, 47 character

Politics is just show business for ugly people.


, 74 character

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.


, 128 character

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.


, 76 character

Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.

1 2