motivational quotes page 1

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, 45 character

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.


, 134 character

However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.


, 82 character

Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?


, 65 character

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.


, 44 character

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.


, 83 character

Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone.


, 56 character

If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner.


, 65 character

Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate.


, 48 character

Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today.


, 129 character

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.

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