money quotes page 2

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, 65 character

Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.


, 154 character

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.


, 82 character

You don't work – you don't have money to live, you work – there's no time to live.


, 131 character

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


, 96 character

I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.


, 58 character

I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.


, 93 character

I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything.


, 86 character

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year.


, 59 character

I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.


, 73 character

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

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