Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it.
Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.