money quotes page 1

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, 50 character

Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.


, 70 character

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.


, 81 character

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.


, 85 character

Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.


, 85 character

Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.


, 123 character

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".


, 69 character

As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...


, 69 character

What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.


, 68 character

The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it.


, 58 character

Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.

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