men quotes page 6

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, 50 character

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.


, 69 character

A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.


, 67 character

Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.


, 87 character

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?


, 132 character

Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.


, 83 character

What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.


, 97 character

He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words.


, 164 character

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


, 120 character

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.


, 98 character

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."