A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.
A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.
Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.
He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."