men quotes page 5

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, 95 character

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.


, 115 character

A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."


, 88 character

I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face.


, 124 character

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.


, 99 character

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.


, 77 character

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.


, 69 character

Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.


, 95 character

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.


, 54 character

A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)


, 55 character

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...