Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...