men quotes page 4

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, 122 character

If a woman has fallen – an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her.

      

, 53 character

Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.

      

, 96 character

Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier.

      

, 96 character

Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas.

      

, 73 character

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.

      

, 122 character

Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.

      

, 113 character

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

      

, 134 character

Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.

      

, 47 character

Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"

      

, 163 character

Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction.

      
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