men quotes page 3

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, 60 character

Being an ugly girl is like being a have to work


, 59 character

The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.


, 69 character

What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.


, 61 character

Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?


, 100 character

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.


, 91 character

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.


, 122 character

Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.


, 55 character

Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.


, 58 character

You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!


, 155 character

Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.

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