Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work
The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.