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When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their are so polite they only look at the covered parts


, 70 character

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?


, 108 character

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.


, 51 character

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


, 138 character

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


, 75 character

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.


, 103 character

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.


, 98 character

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.


, 77 character

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.


, 137 character

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'

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