marriage quotes page 6

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 132 character

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

      

, 110 character

You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them.

      

, 124 character

How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

      

, 100 character

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again.

      

, 59 character

You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.

      

, 76 character

It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife.

      

, 82 character

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

      

, 63 character

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

      

, 103 character

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

      

, 93 character

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.