marriage quotes page 5

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, 149 character

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

      

, 69 character

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds.

      

, 52 character

It's better to be the first lover than a third wife.

      

, 42 character

She is not my reword, I am her punishment.

      

, 93 character

Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind.

      

, 56 character

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

      

, 50 character

Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.

      

, 93 character

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

      

, 55 character

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

      

, 81 character

When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman – marry three times.