marriage quotes page 4

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, 99 character

Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.


, 62 character

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


, 81 character

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.


, 120 character

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.


, 98 character

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."


, 73 character

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.


, 100 character

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


, 76 character

A wife is like a boomerang – the harder you throw the faster she comes back.


, 66 character

You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.


, 56 character

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

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