marriage quotes page 3

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, 73 character

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.


, 84 character

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.


, 113 character

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


, 154 character

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.


, 131 character

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


, 74 character

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


, 54 character

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.


, 62 character

Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.


, 77 character

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.


, 112 character

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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