marriage quotes page 13

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, 106 character

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.


, 131 character

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?' I said ‘No, six should be enough.'


, 65 character

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds.


, 77 character

What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after!


, 63 character

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.