marriage quotes page 1

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, 30 character

Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.


, 70 character

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?


, 117 character

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?


, 55 character

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


, 87 character

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."


, 40 character

Marriage is the main reason for divorce.


, 63 character

My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.


, 137 character

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'


, 59 character

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


, 45 character

Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

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