Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them.
I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.
Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.
I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.