love quotes page 1

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, 85 character

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?


, 112 character

Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them.


, 76 character

I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008


, 112 character

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".


, 45 character

Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.


, 100 character

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


, 74 character

If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.


, 59 character

The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.


, 60 character

Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.


, 411 character

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.

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