kids quotes page 2

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, 71 character

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.


, 89 character

Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born.


, 81 character

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.


, 107 character

if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?


, 60 character

A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile.


, 137 character

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.


, 60 character

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.


, 73 character

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.


, 55 character

I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.


, 93 character

Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"

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