If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born.
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?
A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"