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, 110 character

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.


, 75 character

Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.


, 127 character

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."


, 128 character

My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.


, 96 character

My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."


, 148 character

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.


, 92 character

How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.


, 96 character

No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?


, 86 character

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"


, 131 character

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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