Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."