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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


, 96 character

I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.


, 121 character

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".


, 51 character

What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"


, 74 character

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


, 47 character

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.


, 48 character

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.


, 76 character

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


, 33 character

My New Years resolution is 1080p.


, 111 character

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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