Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for.
It's not often that one gets the opportunity to speak about someone intelligent, respected and admired. Unfortunately tonight I have to talk about (NAME).
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.