intelligence quotes page 1

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, 108 character

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.


, 58 character

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


, 55 character

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!


, 86 character

I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.


, 74 character

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


, 97 character

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for.


, 154 character

It's not often that one gets the opportunity to speak about someone intelligent, respected and admired. Unfortunately tonight I have to talk about (NAME).


, 64 character

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.


, 36 character

Shock me, say something intelligent.


, 84 character

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

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