insults quotes page 1

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, 75 character

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?


, 54 character

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.


, 47 character

You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.


, 68 character

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


, 84 character

Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.


, 69 character

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.


, 87 character

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."


, 60 character

If bullshit could'd be the Admiral of the fleet!


, 69 character

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.


, 51 character

I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

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