halloween quotes page 2

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, 59 character

Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.

      

, 46 character

What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.

      

, 55 character

Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.

      

, 69 character

Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.

      

, 46 character

How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

      

, 44 character

What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!

      
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