halloween quotes page 1

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, 56 character

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.


, 37 character

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!


, 43 character

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.


, 47 character

What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.


, 51 character

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.


, 69 character

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"


, 37 character

What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.


, 64 character

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.


, 48 character

What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key.


, 58 character

What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel.

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