What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key.
What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel.