god quotes page 3

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What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!


, 75 character

Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.


, 85 character

If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco.


, 53 character

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.


, 76 character

Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).


, 49 character

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.


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Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.


, 97 character

God sees everything. Neighbors – even more... Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are...


, 87 character

Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.


, 83 character

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? This Guy is a goldmine.

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