god quotes page 2

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, 62 character

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.


, 39 character

God grades on the cross, not the curve.


, 81 character

Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.


, 60 character

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.


, 75 character

What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.


, 45 character

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.


, 49 character

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.


, 37 character

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.


, 82 character

Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.


, 87 character

Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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