How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say "Now son, this may hurt a bit".
What's the definition of "Tender Love?" Two gays with hemorrhoids.
How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'
What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
What do you call a gay Ginger? Flaming.
Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it.