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, 102 character

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.


, 33 character

Anal intercourse is for assholes.


, 105 character

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!


, 86 character

My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say "Now son, this may hurt a bit".


, 66 character

What's the definition of "Tender Love?" Two gays with hemorrhoids.


, 123 character

How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'


, 76 character

What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?


, 66 character

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.


, 39 character

What do you call a gay Ginger? Flaming.


, 134 character

Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it.

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