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, 69 character

Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.


, 111 character

My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock.


, 55 character

Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."


, 122 character

Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.


, 146 character

99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.


, 57 character

Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.


, 128 character

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.


, 37 character

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!


, 76 character

Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.


, 59 character

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

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