Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock.
Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.
99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...