Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
I found out about you from my last nightmare.
It's a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand...
Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.
If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends – they might not give you a chance to change your mind…
Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.
I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.