flirty quotes page 4

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, 101 character

Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

      

, 43 character

Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

      

, 50 character

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

      

, 57 character

Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.

      

, 44 character

If you want to hide your face, go out naked.

      

, 91 character

I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn...

      

, 43 character

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

      

, 50 character

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

      

, 49 character

Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

      

, 71 character

Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?

      
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