flirty quotes page 3

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, 67 character

Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?


, 71 character

I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me.


, 52 character

For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...


, 49 character

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.


, 70 character

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"


, 48 character

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.


, 88 character

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.


, 75 character

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,


, 45 character

You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?


, 109 character

My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.

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