fighting quotes page 1

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, 100 character

Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.

      

, 73 character

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

      

, 70 character

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

      

, 49 character

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

      

, 66 character

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

      

, 91 character

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

      

, 72 character

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

      

, 128 character

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

      

, 88 character

Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

      

, 49 character

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

      
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