fighting quotes page 1

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, 100 character

Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.


, 73 character

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.


, 70 character

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.


, 49 character

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.


, 66 character

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.


, 91 character

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.


, 72 character

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.


, 128 character

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.


, 88 character

Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?


, 228 character

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

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