Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."