dirty quotes page 8

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, 126 character

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

      

, 84 character

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.

      

, 71 character

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married.

      

, 123 character

Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

      

, 81 character

Why don't women have men's brains?Because they don't have penises to put them in.

      

, 59 character

Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.

      

, 92 character

Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

      

, 48 character

Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.

      

, 153 character

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

      

, 86 character

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.