Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me.
But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.
I run faster horny than you do scared.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.