dirty quotes page 6

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, 73 character

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.

      

, 73 character

Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

      

, 71 character

I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me.

      

, 65 character

But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.

      

, 53 character

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

      

, 76 character

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!

      

, 59 character

Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.

      

, 38 character

I run faster horny than you do scared.

      

, 91 character

How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

      

, 99 character

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.