What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty.
Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
I'd like to think inside your box.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view.
The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!