dirty quotes page 5

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, 47 character

What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.


, 107 character

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.


, 70 character

Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty.


, 81 character

Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.


, 77 character

Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.


, 34 character

I'd like to think inside your box.


, 93 character

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.


, 71 character

What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view.


, 75 character

The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.


, 72 character

Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!