dirty quotes page 4

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, 100 character

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.


, 122 character

Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.


, 112 character

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!


, 51 character

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off


, 126 character

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.


, 64 character

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.


, 48 character

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.


, 36 character

You have the perfect face for radio.


, 50 character

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?


, 92 character

What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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